Small Town Security

1. Joan Koplan's Forum

Air Date: 2012-07-15

A reality series about life at a family-run private-security firm in Georgia begins with a look at the training of the force. Later, the boss lands a talk show on public-access TV, but a secret is revealed during a taping.

2. Episode 2

Air Date: 2012-07-16

3. Episode 3

Air Date: 2012-07-16

4. Episode 4

Air Date: 2012-07-16

5. Episode 5

Air Date: 2012-07-16

6. Episode 6

Air Date: 2012-07-16

7. Episode 7

Air Date: 2012-07-16

8. Episode 8

Air Date: 2012-07-16

9. Episode 9

Air Date: 2012-07-16

10. Episode 10

Air Date: 2012-07-16

11. Episode 11

Air Date: 2012-07-16

12. Episode 12

Air Date: 2012-07-16

13. Episode 13

Air Date: 2012-07-16

1. Someone's Got the Meatball

Air Date: 2014-05-07

Dennis creates a new training tape for JJK. Joan decides to capitalize on the Speecy Spicy Meatball. Irwin shows off his storage room..

2. The Dragon Takes Flight

Air Date: 2014-05-13

After having his breasts removed, Dennis is ready to begin dating and enlists the help of his friend Sherry Dee Allen, who paints a mural on his wall to give his living quarters a woman's touch. Sherri and Dennis also go on a practice date, where she steers him away from topics like roughage and a "loose" relationship, and he reiterates that he's still in love with Joan. Separately, Brian and Christa help Dennis set up an online dating profile so he can meet women, but before an online date, he rushes to make Joan lunch, get her a Popsicle, and start her foot bath. He and his date play putt-putt golf, where they run into a screaming Irwin (who has already abandoned regular golf, fishing, solitaire, and kite-flying as hobbies that can help him relax). Things go well, and Dennis and his date make plans to see each other again.

3. Lambchop's Last Bite

Air Date: 2014-05-20

JJK gets a muddy gig while Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Chief deals with the loss of her greatest love.

4. Heady Times Part 1

Air Date: 2014-05-27

JJK loses a big client, and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.

5. Heady Times Part 2

Air Date: 2014-06-03

Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.