V.I.P.

1. Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand

Air Date: 1998-09-26

Vallery Irons moves to Southern California, searching for fame and fortune, only to find herself heading a Beverly Hills bodyguard agency.

2. What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead

Air Date: 1998-10-03

Vallery and the agency are hired by an Internet author who fears his tell-all book will put his life in jeopardy.

3. Bloody Val-entine

Air Date: 1998-10-10

A world-famous assassin is hired to kill a paparazzo under Vallery's protection.

4. One Wedding and Val's Funeral

Air Date: 1998-10-17

The agency is hired to protect a young prince who is plotting to overthrow his country's king.

5. Scents and Sensibility

Air Date: 1998-10-24

A laboratory hires the agency to protect a scientist who has invented an aphrodisiac.

6. Diamonds are a Val's Best Friend

Air Date: 1998-10-31

An 80-carat diamond is stolen while under the protection of V.I.P.

7. Deconstructing Peri

Air Date: 1998-11-07

Vallery Irons Protection is hired to guard an actress whose tell-all memoirs pose a threat to some people in Washington, D.C.

8. Val Got Game

Air Date: 1998-11-14

V.I.P. is hired to protect a professional basketball player from an unscrupulous sports agent.

9. Vallery of the Dolls

Air Date: 1998-11-21

V.I.P. must keep centerfold models from disappearing by placing them in its protection.

10. Midnight in the Garden of Ronnie Beeman

Air Date: 1999-01-16

Vallery and company are hired to protect a controversial TV talk show host.

11. Good Val Hunting

Air Date: 1999-01-23

A wealthy businessman puts out a $10 million bounty on his own life and V.I.P. must protect him.

12. Escape from Val-catraz

Air Date: 1999-01-30

A convict will turn over a robbery cache in exchange for being able to attend his daughter's wedding.

13. The Last Temptation of Val

Air Date: 1999-02-06

An action star from Hong Kong arrives in Los Angeles to clear his name after the death of his friend.

14. Val Under Siege With a Vengeance

Air Date: 1999-02-13

The V.I.P. team is held hostage by kidnappers and it's up to Val to track down the real targets and save her friends.

15. Val on the Run

Air Date: 1999-02-20

Val is hired to protect a movie producer who's the government's key witness in a video piracy case.

16. ThunderVal

Air Date: 1999-02-27

Vallery's former rival, an imprisoned chemist, insists V.I.P. protect her in exchange for helping the National Security Agency.

17. The Quiet Brawler

Air Date: 1999-03-06

Val offers protection to a man attempting to clean up his neighborhood.

18. K-Val

Air Date: 1999-03-12

The team tries to help a radio psychologist who is receiving threatening phone calls.

19. Mudslide Val

Air Date: 1999-05-01

Val's attractive client is a former government agent targeted for vengeance by a drug dealer.

20. Raging Val

Air Date: 1999-05-08

A plot by the Russian mob to control boxing draws in V.I.P. and brings Quick's past to light.

21. Three Days to a Kill

Air Date: 1999-05-15

It looks as if Kay is a hired killer whose target is her college sweetheart.

22. Val the Hard Way

Air Date: 1999-05-22

Val and the gang pose as out-of-town thieves brought to Las Vegas to steal a cache of platinum.

1. Return of The Owl

Air Date: 1999-09-25

Tasha goes to meet a man but he shows up dead. She checks his pockets and finds a microchip in a little plastic bag. Kay cracks it open to discover that it's in Russian. According to Tasha it's a list of Tregoran sleeper spies. Tregoran was a scientist who would brainwash ordinary people and turn them into unwilling assassins who could be activated by a codeword or phrase. Tasha then goes to a museum to meet up with her ex-husband, a man known only as The Owl, to see if he can help her. As they leave two men attack them but are soon defeated. Val, Nikki and Quick show up and Tasha informs them that she's on the list of Tregoran sleeper spies. They decide to take Tasha off active duty because the wrong word or phrase can set her off. They have to monitor her every move. A man calls to meet with Tasha but they decide to send Val undercover posing as Tasha to meet with them. The men tell Val the codeword thinking it will set her off but since she isn't Tasha it doesn't. Her cover being bl

2. Big Top Val

Air Date: 1999-10-02

V.I.P. are hired to baby-sit a millionaire's daughter. They take her to the circus where they run into trouble when they run into two guys from Nikki's past. Tommy Wipp and Tino Scarlatti had faked their deaths after ratting out Don Franco to the feds now they're back and selling guns.

3. Ransom of Red Val

Air Date: 1999-10-09

Val is kidnapped when she is mistaken for a temperamental diva V.I.P. is protecting. When the kidnappers discover their mistake they try to kill her.

4. Dr. StrangeVal

Air Date: 1999-10-16

Maxine's new invention is mistakenly believed to be a nuclear weapon by Ukrainian spies.

5. Quick and the Dead

Air Date: 1999-10-23

Someone has stolen Quick's identity and is ruining his reputation. Quick, tired of spending time in jail for crimes he didn't commit goes out to find the man ruining his good name.

6. Valma and Louise

Air Date: 1999-10-30

Jay Leno hires Val and Tasha to drive a car his dead aunt left him in her will to an auction in Sacramento. Along the way they pick up a hitchhiker who ends up being a wanted felon, the car gets stolen but they retrieve it, Tasha is suspected of kidnapping Val and the car is totaled but Jay doesn't seem to mind.

7. Stop or Val's Mom Will Shoot

Air Date: 1999-11-06

Val's mom comes to L.A. on business and is threatened and chased by two men after the computer program she is scheduled to deliver to the L.A. branch of her firm.

8. Val Goes To Town

Air Date: 1999-11-13

V.I.P.'s arch nemesis The Prophet is back and this time he's working with a terrorist organization and a crooked politician trying to extort millions from the city. In hopes of accomplishing this he gets V.I.P. shut down and Tasha thrown in jail. But in the end The Prophet is defeated and V.I.P. is reinstated.

9. Mao Better Blues

Air Date: 1999-11-20

V.I.P. must protect a Chinese artifact from the Cho Dynasty while at the same time try and save a Chinese freedom fighter.

10. Why Too Kay?

Air Date: 1999-11-27

The Millennium Militia is planning to destroy the city on the millennium with the help of a teenage computer genius they get V.I.P. to kidnap posing as the boy's parents.

11. Dangerous Beauty

Air Date: 2000-01-22

Art thieves are using a young artist to smuggle paintings. What they did was take pieces of art, put something on the canvas to make it look blank and have Bobby Xero, the artist, paint it. Then they'd put them up for sale at an art show, buy them, rid it of Bobby's work and resell it for much more money. Val however ruined their plans when she spilled some turpentine on one of the canvases exposing the art underneath. Now V.I.P. must regain the painting and rescue Val and Bobby Xero from the smugglers who threatened to kill them for discovering their scheme.

12. Analyse Val

Air Date: 2000-01-29

V.I.P. must protect the vice-president's analyst the Squires Of Liberty, a militia group that is trying to kidnap him, while at the same time trying to keep the peace within the group.

13. All You Need is Val

Air Date: 2000-02-05

V.I.P. split up into two teams when Tasha is tired of doing charity events. She gets V.I.P. a job body guarding Cora DeFarge of DeFarge Industries but Val and Kay have already signed on to protect Paul McCartney from a bomb threat at a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) benefit concert. Val and Kay refuse to drop the PETA gig especially when they find out that DeFarge Industries is on PETA's list of companies to boycott. V.I.P. discover a warehouse owned by Cora DeFarge, which contains military issued weapons with the serial numbers, filed off, gold bars and monkey paws. When they return an hour later with Grispy the warehouse has been cleared of the aforementioned items and refilled with medical supplies. Tasha discovers that Cora is behind the bomb threat at the PETA benefit concert and V.I.P. become one again to eliminate Cora DeFarge.

14. New Val'd Order

Air Date: 2000-02-12

V.I.P. go undercover as models in a Hawaiian Tropic contest to discover why some models go missing. What they discover is that the best models are being trained to being fighters like seen in the movie ""Fight Club"". Johnny becomes a member of V.I.P.

15. Vallery's Secret

Air Date: 2000-02-19

Cleo Robbins, owner of Cleo's Passions, hires Val to model her new Vallery Irons Undercover line of lingerie but soon needs V.I.P. on a more professional basis when she receives a death threat. The death threat comes from an investor in her company who's been caught making a illegal transaction on tape. Val feels more powerful and assertive while wearing Cleo's clothes.

16. Hard Val's Night

Air Date: 2000-02-26

The rock band Lit hires V.I.P. to protect them from a gang of thieves after a lucky belt buckle, which contains a secret code encrypted in it.

17. Third Eye Blond

Air Date: 2000-04-01

V.I.P. must protect a psychic to the stars when he finds a dead body and the killer puts a hit on him.

18. Val's On First

Air Date: 2000-04-08

V.I.P. must protect an oversexed baseball player from a gangster who lost a bet he made in the past on him.

19. Val Point Blank

Air Date: 2000-04-29

Val's high school reunion is taken over by terrorists and the only who can help is Johnny since Val took him as her date because Quick, Tasha and Nikki are off on Navy Seals training. Luckily Kay sees a special report on television about the whole thing and gets a hold of V.I.P. in time and they rush off to help Val and the rest of the hostages.

20. Franco In Love

Air Date: 2000-05-06

Don Franco is shot so he puts Nikki in charge of the family while he recuperates. Nikki thinks that Mrs. Scarnavaco is out to kill the Don when she poses as a doctor to gain access to his room in the hospital but it turns out that ever since her husband, Tony, Sr., died she's been having an affair with the Don.

21. Lights, Camera, Val

Air Date: 2000-05-13

V.I.P. must protect a director from investors when they send an assassin to kill him for not paying them the 3 million dollars he owes them.

22. Ride of the Valkyries

Air Date: 2000-05-20

Val's father returns and he's being targeted by a group of high tech terrorists. Val discovers that he's her father and she brings him to her penthouse where they discover that the terrorists are outside so they leave posing as decoys. Two of the terrorists enter the penthouse thinking that Val and her dad are still in there but are treated to a bomb; the bomb blows up destroying the penthouse. Tasha discovers that Val's dad is and ex-CIA operative who was involved in a top-secret project called OMEGA. Val's father is then busted and kept in an extremely well secured building. Tasha has to go through a set of lasers, like Catherine Zeta-Jones in the movie Entrapment, but before she can Val accidentally shoots her with a goo that has a similar effect as Novocain so Val has to take her place. She makes it through all right but gets excited and her breasts accidentally touch the last laser and set off the alarm. They escape with Val's dad and the CIA kills the remaining terrorist.

1. Survi-Val

Air Date: 2000-10-07

Val is selected to be a contestant on ""Danger Island"", a new reality show where six people have to survive on a deserted island in order to win two million dollars, but when a contestant is killed on the pilot episode V.I.P. are called in to investigate. Jeff Groom, a network executive, says that since the island is already pre-rigged with camera's they only send along two crew guys with digi-cams and the show's producer so Quick volunteers himself and Nikki. Once on the island however two contestant and the show's producer are killed and another contestant has his brains fried from the inside but he manages to survive. After Quick mentions one of the weapons used by the killer Kay hacks into some military files and discovers that the killer is a Major Ving Talbot, an army weapons designer who is believed dead, who claims that the army prematurely tested his prototypes and on their own men as well. Tasha and Johnny drop in to help and a battle with Talbot ensues. He decides to reveal h

2. Loh-Down Dirty Shame

Air Date: 2000-10-14

V.I.P. are hired to protect the ancient Chinese mask of Jin-Doo but Johnny is under the influence of his mentor from China.

3. For Val's Eyes Only

Air Date: 2000-10-21

When Nikki, Val and Tasha stumble upon an attempted bank robbery Nikki discovers that the group leader is the same man that killed her father 10 years ago.

4. V.I.P., R.I.P.

Air Date: 2000-10-28

Val tags along with Tasha on a kamikazi mission to find out who's killing off CIA double agents while the rest of V.I.P. discover that a man faked his own death to escape huge gambling debts.

5. Throw Val From the Train

Air Date: 2000-11-04

Val is aboard a train with a reporter because she's going to give her the story on what she talked about with serial killer Thomas Binford Shaklee moments before his execution but she stumbles into the wrong room and discovers that he's still alive.

6. Run, Val, Run

Air Date: 2000-11-11

V.I.P. are hired to protect a dot com nerd and Tasha thinks that Val might screw things up so she sends her to protect another dot com nerd. It was just a ploy however so Michael Ellins, V.I.P's dot com nerd, could get to Val's dot com nerd and eliminate his competition.

7. Magnificent Val

Air Date: 2000-11-18

Val is forced to take on the Yakuza, the Japanese mafia, and defend the merchants of little Tokyo.

8. ExValibur

Air Date: 2000-11-25

Johnny and Val go undercover to try and get a billionaire's daughter to leave the motorcycle gang she's in and go home to her father.

9. Get Vallery

Air Date: 2001-01-13

Bobbi Canary, a washed-up actress, is studying V.I.P. for a movie she says she's to appear in titled ""The Night of the Bodyguard"" but she's really having someone secretly videotape her outings with V.I.P. so she can make her own cheap movie. She happens to catch something on tape she shouldn't have and now V.I.P. must protect her.

10. Bodyguards

Air Date: 2001-01-20

V.I.P. enter a bodyguard challenge and they need someone to play the role of an intended kidnap victim. They can't get any of the celebrities they wanted so Val volunteers Maxine but Maxine gets mistaken for an undercover cop and gets kidnapped for real.

11. Val in Space

Air Date: 2001-01-27

V.I.P. are hired to protect a former astronaut hero when his life is threatened because of some missing footage he has that will prove that a mission he was on was sabotaged and he and six cosmonauts where never supposed to make it back alive.

12. Val Squared

Air Date: 2001-02-03

V.I.P. are hired to protect Dr. Greg ""Bonzai"" Kobak, a scientist whose oil-eating bacteria if mixed with a DNA accelerant will create Diablo 99. Diablo 99 is a toxin that will turn water into sludge and Dr. Tina Stokes plans to get her hands on both with the help of a Val double. She sends Val on a health spa getaway and has the fake Val infiltrate V.I.P. and steal Dr. Kovacs' bacteria but her plans are foiled when the real Val returns early believing something is up when Angel, Dr. Tina Stokes' partner, appears at the health and tries to kill her twice.

13. Val on Fire

Air Date: 2001-02-10

An old army buddy of Quick's needs his and V.I.P.'s help when their old army sergeant returns and tries to get money that he says should be his.

14. A.I. Highrise

Air Date: 2001-02-17

V.I.P. are hired by Wilton Knight, the head of Trans Global Internet Finance, to test out the new security system on one of his buildings. While there Val, Quick, Kay and Dave, Wilton Knight's software developer, get trapped in the building with a group of thieves when the artificial intelligence program Dave created locks them in and tries to kill them because he thinks they're trying to destroy him. Meanwhile Tasha, Nikki and Johnny try get back a car that was stolen from the parking lot at Foam and discover that it was used to smuggle Viagra from Mexico into the states.

15. Val In Carnation

Air Date: 2001-02-24

After seeing a past life regression therapist Maxine starts to have flashbacks from a previous life in which she was murdered. With Maxine's help V.I.P. are able to solve the previously unknown murder.

16. Goodfidellas

Air Date: 2001-04-07

V.I.P. protect a man from Buenos Aires from a hitman but then they start to put the pieces together and discover that the man they're protecting is really Fidel Castro in disguise.

17. Amazon Val

Air Date: 2001-04-14

V.I.P. must protect a man whose blood can cure anything due to the fact that he's lived the last 23 years of his life in the rain forests.

18. Val Under Covers

Air Date: 2001-04-21

Val falls for a hitman while V.I.P. is protecting a corporate wistleblower.

19. Aqua Valva

Air Date: 2001-04-28

While helping Don Franco with his boat racing team V.I.P. stumble upon plans to sell a downed Chinese spy satellite.

20. Molar Ice Cap

Air Date: 2001-05-05

A drug lord hires The Owl to kill one of Tasha's former husbands to avoid going to a Bolivian prison. When The Owl finds out that he would have to kill Tasha as well he turns against his employer and helps V.I.P.

21. It's Val's Wonderful Life

Air Date: 2001-05-12

A fiery explosion aboard a boat leaves everyone to believe that Val is dead. V.I.P. start losing all their clients and their faith, Johnny quits, Nikki leaves to go to work for her grandfather and Kay almost goes to Vegas to get hitched. Quick and Tasha are the only ones left and they form ""Dexter Williams Protection"", to avenge Val's death, which is a joke to everyone. Finally Val emerges having been saved by Mexican fishermen and gets the former members back together again to save the day.

22. Val's Big Bang

Air Date: 2001-05-19

Val, Nikki and Johnny help an archeologist recover an ancient relic but they discover that she may be working with an evil Ukrainian general. Kay accidently locks herself, Tasha, Quick and ""Weird Al"" Yankovic in V.I.P. headquarters.

1. 21 Val Street

Air Date: 2001-09-22

When Relic goes missing from Foam V.I.P. decide to check it out and they discover that he's taking college classes. Val goes to talk to him but he acts as though he doesn't know until she saves him from an assassin. He tells her that he's working undercover trying to uncover a bookmaking operation. She offers V.I.P.'s services since she probably led the assassin to him and V.I.P. go undercover as members of the faculty. Kay goes undercover as a student and is the butt of a practical joke by a sorority sister.

2. Chasing Anna

Air Date: 2001-09-29

Quick and Johnny are both dating the woman they're supposed to be protecting. When they find out they decide to keep it strictly business until she's no longer a client. They, along with her, later discover that she's a princess and the rightful heir to the throne of some European country and that her parents were murdered by a member of the secret police. She decides to return home and asks Quick if it's okay if Johnny takes her to the airport, she then asks Johnny if it's okay if Quick takes her to the airport.Once Quick and Johnny are gone she heads over to kill the man who murdered her parents and almost gets killed herself if it wasn't for Nikki who had to take her driving test all over again.

3. Holy Val

Air Date: 2001-10-06

V.I.P. are hired to protect an ancient spiritual artifact only to discover that it contains a bomb and that there's plans to steal it.

4. Millennium Man

Air Date: 2001-10-13

V.I.P. wages war on a rival bodyguard agency when the head of that agency starts using a dangerous drug with deadly side effects to give his men superhuman strenght and abilities.

5. South By Southwest

Air Date: 2001-10-20

Pro wrestler Tyler Mane hires V.I.P. to protect him or rather protect all those macho type guys, who think they can take him in a fight, from him but then he really needs their help when he's mistaken by a militia for a fictional agent named Kessler and he's targeted for death.

6. Valzheimer's

Air Date: 2001-10-27

An amnesia victim asks for Val's help but he can't remember why he needs it. As he slowly regains his memory he remembers having seen something he shouldn't have seen and that Nikki's life is in danger.

7. The Uncle From V.A.L.

Air Date: 2001-11-03

Val's uncle Ned stumbles upon a plan by an Iniut woman to sell the Iniut's land right from under them so he comes to Los Angeles and gets V.I.P.'s help to stop her.

8. Pen Pal Val

Air Date: 2001-11-10

A crooked D.A. tries to save his reputation by sending an innocent man, a man he framed, back to prison.

9. Kayus Ex Machina

Air Date: 2001-11-17

Kay becomes the target of a rogue CIA agent when she accidently downloads assassination plans from the employee bios section of a website.

10. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Val

Air Date: 2001-11-24

Johnny's return to action films marks the return of his old Tong enemies who wish to make good on their threat to kill him but when one of the Tong's daughter's is kidnapped he strikes a deal with Johnny to let him live if he can return his daughter alive. Along with V.I.P.'s help they return the daughter save and sound but the Tong lied and attempt to shoot Johnny but he fakes his death so they'll leave him alone believing he is dead.

11. Saving Private Irons

Air Date: 2002-01-19

Nikki's old drill sergeant needs V.I.P.'s help when explosives are stolen. Quick and Johnny help Relic out on a case.

12. Diagnosis Val

Air Date: 2002-01-26

V.I.P. are called in to work undercover at a hospital when two patients die under mysterious circumstances after being admitted and recovering from botulism poisoning.

13. Val Cubed

Air Date: 2002-02-02

V.I.P. are asked by the EPA to transport a dangerous biological entity but problems arise when Joan Archer, Val's evil twin, escapes from prison and impersonates her once again.

14. The K-Files

Air Date: 2002-02-09

Val is convinced that Kay was abducted by aliens on the eve of the Rubicon summit.

15. 48½ Hours

Air Date: 2002-02-16

Lucy Stanton, a convict, is released into V.I.P.'s custody on condition that she help them capture Nero, a jewel thief that V.I.P. has gone up against before.

16. Dude, Where's My Party?

Air Date: 2002-02-23

Val and Maxine go undercover as anarchists to help the FBI arrest a group of anarchists and they accidently get Erik Estrada mistaken for one of them.

17. Kiss The Val

Air Date: 2002-04-13

Carl Merrick, the man who killed Nikki's father, is back after escaping from prison and this time he plans to destroy a space shuttle on its way back to earth after having fixed a satellite in space.

18. Miss Con-Jeanie-Ality

Air Date: 2002-04-20

When a crew guy is killed while setting up the Miss All-Organic beauty pageant V.I.P. are called in to make sure it doesn't happen again. They go in undercover and discover that an international assassin is responsible for the murder.

19. Sunshine Girls

Air Date: 2002-04-27

After bringing the key witness in a hit man's trial to a safehouse Val and Tasha are captured and injected with a hypno drug. When they wake up they are told that they've been out for forty years and that it's now 2042.

20. True Val Story

Air Date: 2002-05-04

21. Val Who Cried Wolf

Air Date: 2002-05-11

V.I.P. are hired to protect a Jim Carrey like comedian after he receives several death threats. The death threats they discover come from an old friend of the comedian's who claims he invented the character that made the comedian famous.

22. Valley Wonka

Air Date: 2002-05-18

When the owner of a famous chocolate company dies she leaves half of the family recipe for making chocolate to her son and the other half to her daughter. The brother, who owes money, tries to get his sister's half of the recipe but when she refuses to give it to him he disguises himself as her and almost tricks Quick into giving him her half of the recipe.