The King of Queens

Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his wife Carrie. Doug is no longer the king of his domain, and instead of having a big screen television in his recently renovated basement, he now has a crazy old man.

Comedy

Seasons

1. Pilot

Air Date: 1998-09-21

Doug's kingdom comes under attack when his recently widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in rather than go to a retirement home, turning Doug's TV room into Arthur's bedroom.

2. Fat City

Air Date: 1998-09-28

After seeing photos of Carrie's stout mother, Doug worries that Carrie will gain weight as well, and tricks her into starting a diet.

3. Cello, Goodbye

Air Date: 1998-10-05

Doug is afraid he'll lose Carrie when her boss drives her home in his Jaguar and gives her tickets to see a famous cellist.

4. Richie's Song

Air Date: 1998-10-12

Doug learns a secret about Richie's wife after a disastrous dinner party.

5. Paternal Affairs

Air Date: 1998-10-19

Doug is uneasy when Arthur starts dating Doug's aunt, especially when the relationship becomes intimate in his basement.

6. Head First

Air Date: 1998-10-26

When Doug takes Carrie's dad out for the night, Carrie shows her appreciation in a very amorous way, which leads Doug to spend more time with Arthur.

7. The Rock

Air Date: 1998-11-02

Carrie has her engagement ring cleaned and learns that it's valuable, and the jeweller offers to buy it for $12,000.

8. Educating Doug

Air Date: 1998-11-09

Doug joins Carrie at a course on the Victorian novel, but can't get past the second page of "Jane Eyre".

9. Road Rayge

Air Date: 1998-11-16

Doug regrets helping Ray Barone cheat on his driving test. Meanwhile, Arthur's neediness hinders Carrie's studying.

10. Supermarket Story

Air Date: 1998-12-07

Carrie, Doug and Arthur languish at a crowded market on the day before Thanksgiving, while Arthur shames Carrie into planning a huge feast.

11. Noel Cowards

Air Date: 1998-12-14

For Christmas, Arthur surprises Doug and Carrie with a new car.

12. Fixer Upper

Air Date: 1998-12-21

Carrie fixes up Spence with a co-worker, and everything is going fine until Doug offers Spence some advice on the relationship.

13. Best Man

Air Date: 1999-01-11

Doug fumes when he learns, before attending the wedding of a guy Carrie grew up with, that Carrie and the groom had sex once.

14. Dog Days

Air Date: 1999-01-18

Doug can't seem to confront his new neighbors when their dog keeps Doug and Carrie awake all night.

15. Crappy Birthday

Air Date: 1999-02-02

Doug lies and tells Carrie that he's made big plans for her 30th birthday, and he then scrambles to make the arrangements at the last minute.

16. S'Ain't Valentine's

Air Date: 1999-02-08

Arthur hits it off with a woman at a Valentine's Day dance for seniors.

17. Court Date

Air Date: 1999-02-15

When a cop who gave Carrie a traffic ticket asks her out on a date, Doug talks her into going out with him until their court date.

18. White Collar

Air Date: 1999-02-22

When the shift supervisor leaves for heart surgery, Doug is selected for the position, but despite the promotion, he hates the job. On top of that, Deacon feels he was overlooked because he's black.

19. Rayny Day

Air Date: 1999-03-01

A government holiday is anything but for Carrie, who spends it cleaning her kitchen, and for Doug, who spends it golfing with Ray Barone.

20. Train Wreck

Air Date: 1999-03-15

Doug is distraught by Carrie's indifference when she learns that his new trainee is a beautiful woman, so he tries to make her think something's going on.

21. Hungry Man

Air Date: 1999-04-05

Carrie asks Doug to join her at a dinner party for a Japanese client. But when he arrives ravenous after not eating all day, he discovers there's no dinner and tries to eat whatever he can find.

22. Time Share

Air Date: 1999-04-26

Carrie scolds Doug for inviting their pesky neighbors over, until she learns they want to offer their time-share in the Hamptons.

23. Where's Poppa?

Air Date: 1999-05-03

Doug and Carrie try desperately to ship Arthur off to friends for the weekend so they can enjoy some intimate time together, but no one's eager to take him.

24. Art House

Air Date: 1999-05-10

Doug is ecstatic when Arthur moves out of the basement and gets his own apartment following an argument between the two men. But Carrie is saddened by her father's move and wants Doug to ask him to return.

25. Maybe Baby

Air Date: 1999-05-17

Doug and Carrie feel pressure to have a baby after learning that a friend is pregnant. Meanwhile, Arthur recalls when Carrie was born.

1. Queasy Rider

Air Date: 1999-09-20

Against Carrie's wishes, Doug buys a motorcycle which causes them to have a huge fight; Meanwhile, Arthur gets a job at a pretzel store.

2. Female Problems

Air Date: 1999-09-27

Doug feels left out after Carrie becomes friends with a new neighbor.

3. Assaulted Nuts

Air Date: 1999-10-04

Doug, while goofing off at work, accidentally ends up with a staple wound to the scrotum.

4. Parent Trapped

Air Date: 1999-10-11

Deacon & Kelly ask Doug & Carrie to be the godparents of their baby; Arthur runs into trouble at the pretzel store when he is put in charge.

5. Tube Steaks

Air Date: 1999-10-18

Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's big screen TV is stolen.

6. Doug Out

Air Date: 1999-10-25

Arthur's inclusion at an outing to a Mets game creates problems for Doug.

7. Get Away

Air Date: 1999-11-01

Doug and Carrie, along with Deacon and Kelly, go on a weekend trip. While there, they find out that Deacon and Kelly have a very active sex life.

8. Dire Strayts

Air Date: 1999-11-08

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner.

9. I, Candy

Air Date: 1999-11-15

A waitress flirts with Doug which causes him to start acting strange.

10. Roamin' Holiday

Air Date: 1999-11-22

In an attempt to get away from Carrie's friends for Thanksgiving, Doug invites Spence over.

11. Sparing Carrie

Air Date: 1999-11-29

Due to financial trouble, Doug's bowling team must win the next game. Doug must help Carrie to improve her bowling ability or kick her off the team.

12. Net Prophets

Air Date: 1999-12-13

Carrie wants to invest Doug's Christmas bonus; Arthur competes with the neighbors about who has the largest yard decoration.

13. Party Favor

Air Date: 2000-01-10

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man at his cousin's wedding.

14. Block Buster

Air Date: 2000-01-17

Doug has his old football teammates over; Meanwhile, Spence tries to get his revenge on the football players for what they did to him in high school.

15. Frozen Pop

Air Date: 2000-01-24

Arthur is moved upstairs to Carrie's office once the weather gets cold, but have problems when the weather warms up and Arthur thinks his move was permanent.

16. Fair Game

Air Date: 2000-02-07

When Carrie is caught cheating at a board game twice, they trace her cheating problem back to when she was a child.

17. Meet By-Product

Air Date: 2000-02-14

Doug and Carrie recall the first time they met.

18. The Shmenkmans

Air Date: 2000-02-21

Doug and Carrie make new friends, and by a scheduling mix-up the new friends, and Deacon and Kelly end are invited to the same dinner party. And in the end, they have no friends.

19. Surprise Artie

Air Date: 2000-02-28

Doug must keep up with Arthur while Carrie organizes his 75th birthday surprise party. When Doug loses Arthur, Carrie must find him.

20. Wild Cards

Air Date: 2000-03-06

Doug loses a lot of money when he and Deacon go to Atlantic City to gamble.

21. Big Dougie

Air Date: 2000-04-17

Doug becomes a Big Brother. Which leads him to running a 10K race to support heart disease; Carrie accidentally tells another Doug she loves him.

22. Soft Touch

Air Date: 2000-05-01

Doug gets pulled into a water filter scheme thanks to his neighbors.

23. Restaurant Row

Air Date: 2000-05-08

Carrie forbids Doug to eat at his favorite Italian restaurant.

24. Flower Power

Air Date: 2000-05-15

Doug shows his romantic side as Carrie thinks he has lost it; Arthur serves on a jury.

25. Whine Country

Air Date: 2000-05-22

Doug and Carrie face problems when they try to decide where to go on vacation.

1. Do Rico

Air Date: 2000-10-02

Carrie is turned on by an imitation of Rico done by Doug; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.

2. Roast Chicken

Air Date: 2000-10-09

Carrie has Doug sign a card for her boss' twenty years at the company and is asked to participate in his banquet roast.

3. Fatty McButterpants

Air Date: 2000-10-16

Doug vows to lose 30 pounds.

4. Class Struggle

Air Date: 2000-10-23

Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.

5. Strike One

Air Date: 2000-10-30

Doug wants a new car and against Carrie's advice, buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the IPS company are going on strike, forcing Carrie to work major overtime to compensate for his mistake.

6. Strike Too

Air Date: 2000-11-06

With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.

7. Strike Out

Air Date: 2000-11-13

Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going stir crazy. But they're driving Carrie and Kelly nuts. Eventually, Doug and Deacon return to work leaving Arthur alone.

8. Dark Meet

Air Date: 2000-11-20

Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur who quickly recalls some other Thanksgivings.

9. Twisted Sitters

Air Date: 2000-11-27

Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents...

10. Work Related

Air Date: 2000-12-04

Arthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.

11. Better Camera

Air Date: 2000-12-11

A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.

12. Wedding Presence

Air Date: 2001-01-08

Doug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.

13. Hi Def-Jam

Air Date: 2001-01-29

Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.

14. Paint Misbehavin'

Air Date: 2001-02-05

Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.

15. Deacon Blues

Air Date: 2001-02-12

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

16. Horizontal Hold

Air Date: 2001-02-19

After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that they should resolve arguments verbally. Arthur dates a woman who claims she dated Frank Sinatra.

17. Inner Tube

Air Date: 2001-02-26

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage sitcom characters.

18. Papa Pill

Air Date: 2001-03-19

Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she turns her father's care over to Doug.

19. Package Deal

Air Date: 2001-04-09

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

20. Separation Anxiety

Air Date: 2001-04-16

Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. Carrie runs into a co-worker who asks Kelly out on a date.

21. Departure Time

Air Date: 2001-04-30

Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents. When they ask him to sign their living will and his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended.

22. Swim Neighbors

Air Date: 2001-05-07

Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards.

23. S'no Job

Air Date: 2001-05-14

Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him.

24. Pregnant Pause (1)

Air Date: 2001-05-21

Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Arthur insists that Doug build him his own bathroom in the basement.

25. Pregnant Pause (2)

Air Date: 2001-05-28

Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby and he takes on a second job so that they can save extra money before the due date. Arthur is annoyed that Doug still hasn't finished his bathroom.

1. Walk, Man

Air Date: 2001-09-24

Doug hires a dog walker to get Arthur out of the house.

2. Sight Gag

Air Date: 2001-10-01

Doug thinks he has come up with the perfect birthday gift for Carrie: laser eye surgery. That is until Carrie ends up nearly blind from the operation.

3. Mean Streak

Air Date: 2001-10-08

Doug is about to break the record at his company for the highest number of consecutive deliveries, while Carrie begins to question her decision not to play with Arthur in his annual senior center scrabble tournament.

4. Friender Bender

Air Date: 2001-10-15

Doug has a little fender bender with Deacon and Kelly's car.

5. No Retreat

Air Date: 2001-10-22

Doug goes with Carrie on her company retreat while Arthur is left to fend for himself at home.

6. Ticker Treat

Air Date: 2001-10-29

Arthur gets tricked by Doug's spooky Halloween decorations and lands in the hospital.

7. Lyin' Hearted

Air Date: 2001-11-05

When Doug accompanies Arthur to the hospital for his angioplasty surgery, Doug bumps into one of his regular delivery customers who is going in for his own medical checkup.

8. Life Sentence

Air Date: 2001-11-12

Doug and Carrie set up a "Nanny-Cam" to keep an eye on Arthur.

9. Veiled Threat

Air Date: 2001-11-19

While cleaning out the Heffernan freezer, Carrie comes across the top tier of her and Doug's wedding cake, and reflects back to the time when they got married.

10. Oxy Moron

Air Date: 2001-11-26

After Doug has the wrong knee-jerk reaction after a rough airplane landing and he tries to save himself instead of Carrie, he must prove to her that he would take a bullet for her.

11. Depo Man

Air Date: 2001-12-10

Carrie asks Doug to be an expert witness at her boss' trial but then doubts her decision.

12. Ovary Action

Air Date: 2001-12-17

Doug is having difficulty taking advantage of Carrie's fertile time with his parents staying at their house.

13. Food Fight

Air Date: 2002-01-07

Carrie gets jealous when Spence's new girlfriend, Becky, recruits Doug to test her homework for the Culinary Institute.

14. Double Downer

Air Date: 2002-01-14

Doug and Deacon's planned office excursion is doubly disappointing when no one shows up except their irritating boss, and Kelly leaves Deacon moments before they're supposed to leave.

15. Dougie Nights

Air Date: 2002-02-04

When Doug agrees to accompany the recently separated Deacon for a night of clubbing, hoping it will snap Deacon out of his depression, Doug is the one who becomes addicted to the night life.

16. No Orleans

Air Date: 2002-02-25

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after promising Doug's cousins they wouldn't go without them.

17. Missing Links

Air Date: 2002-03-04

When Carrie's firm has its annual outing at an exclusive country club, Carrie and Doug need to find a compatible couple to go as their guests.

18. Hero Worship

Air Date: 2002-03-18

When Doug's uncle offers to financially back Doug's dream of owning a sandwich shop, Carrie becomes concerned.

19. Screwed Driver

Air Date: 2002-03-25

When Carrie goes on a business trip, Doug winds up acting like a teenager again when his parents visit and take over the house.

20. Lush Life

Air Date: 2002-04-08

Doug knows he's onto a good thing when he notices that Carrie lets him go off his diet and binge after she has drinks with a friend following work.

21. Bun Dummy

Air Date: 2002-04-29

When Carrie starts wearing her hair in a bun, Doug tries to figure out how he's going to tell her that he hates her new look.

22. Patrons Ain't

Air Date: 2002-05-06

When Doug and Carrie's accountant make them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, they decide to give a large amount of money to an elementary school library.

23. Eddie Money

Air Date: 2002-05-13

When Doug and Deacon win five thousand dollars in a gambling pool, Doug tries to keep his winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting in the first place.

24. Two Thirty

Air Date: 2002-05-20

Doug believes that his new dentist, who once had a crush on Carrie, is hurting him on purpose.

25. Shrink Wrap

Air Date: 2002-05-20

When Carrie and Arthur's constant bickering begins to spiral out of control, Doug and Carrie decide it's time to send Arthur to a psychiatrist.

1. Arthur, Spooner

Air Date: 2002-09-23

Holly asks Doug if she can get a raise for walking Arthur, while Carrie gets a promotion.

2. Window Pain

Air Date: 2002-09-30

Feeling inferior to, and looked down upon by, the new neighbors, Carrie tries to make a good impression, but Doug couldn't care less. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to use Spence for free subway rides.

3. Holy Mackerel

Air Date: 2002-10-07

Doug and Carrie start going to church after an uncomfortable encounter with their priest and when Carrie's prayer for a raise is answered, she gets a little carried away and starts praying for such trivial matters as a shoe sale.

4. Kirbed Enthusiasm

Air Date: 2002-10-14

Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son's football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team, but Carrie isn't thrilled with the idea until she sees an interesting photo of him.

5. Mammary Lane

Air Date: 2002-10-21

Doug's bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan's son, in hopes of furthering her career. But when Doug throws out a mercy flirt and Carrie runs into an awkward set of hands, all goes downhill.

6. Business Affairs

Air Date: 2002-10-28

Doug stops by Carrie's office and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since Curt is gay, Doug is threatened by just how close the two are.

7. Flame Resistant

Air Date: 2002-11-04

Carrie meets Doug's ex-girlfriend Margy and is surprised to learn that Margy is still very close with Doug's mother.

8. Flash Photography

Air Date: 2002-11-11

At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Danny take the blame, and after confessing to a priest, he has the dreaded task of coming forward with the truth.

9. Connect Four

Air Date: 2002-11-18

Carrie wins four company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug's friends. Meanwhile, Arthur digs himself a hole by pretending he can "fix" parking tickets.

10. Loaner Car

Air Date: 2002-11-25

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly's services, his web of lies soon gets out of control. Trying to cover it up, Doug continues to dig a hole for himself.

11. Mentalo Case

Air Date: 2002-12-16

A toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great Christmas gift, but this proves hard to do when everyone thinks of the wrong gifts they are receiving, altering their original gift choices.

12. Jung Frankenstein

Air Date: 2003-01-06

Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist. When Carrie sees Doug's great inprovements, she asks the therapist to work on Doug's other issues. Meanwhile, Arthur believes he's addicted to nasal spray and fights to stay off of it.

13. Attention Deficit

Air Date: 2003-01-20

Doug becomes obsessed with his own Super Bowl party after learning that many of his friends will be attending a party thrown by a new co-worker. While Doug is focused on winning back as many guests as possible, Carrie complains that Doug doesn't think about her enough during the day. Problems arise when Doug tries to throw the ultimate Super Bowl party and prove to Carrie he's an attentive husband.

14. Prints Charming

Air Date: 2003-02-03

Doug and Carrie photos get mixed up with another couples. When Doug and Carrie look at the other couples photos, they find out that their lives aren't as good as the others, so they try to do what are seen in the photos. Arthur's new cellphone is in no use when no one calls him.

15. Animal Attraction

Air Date: 2003-02-10

Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentine's Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Meanwhile, Carrie and Holly go out, with Carrie giving Holly tips to land a man.

16. Golden Moldy

Air Date: 2003-02-17

Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the current mold problem in the house, all is not so fun.

17. S'Poor House

Air Date: 2003-02-24

The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with his tail between his legs, goes to his father to ask for the money, but hits a wall when he wants to know why he and Carrie don't have it in the bank.

18. Steve Moscow

Air Date: 2003-03-10

Doug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka.

19. Cowardly Lyin'

Air Date: 2003-03-31

Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn't want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it. Carrie catches him in the lie which prompts Doug to confess to a series of lies he's been hiding.

20. Driving Reign

Air Date: 2003-04-14

Danny asks Doug for a letter of recommendation at IPS so he can move up to being a driver like Doug. Since this idea does not appeal to Doug, Carrie decides she will write the letter and have Doug sign it.

21. Clothes Encounter

Air Date: 2003-04-21

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then returning them within a few days. Spence's new girlfriend is afraid of his dog and tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

22. Queens'bro Bridge

Air Date: 2003-04-28

Arthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch works at on the freeway. When Doug realizes they own a house together, he sees the possibility of getting his basement back and he and Carrie having some personal time.

23. Dog Shelter

Air Date: 2003-05-05

Carrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was 11, that they still have today, and Doug is 38! Janet admits to Carrie that the dog died, and they replaced it without Doug knowing.

24. Taste Buds

Air Date: 2003-05-12

Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanwhile, Spence is first on line to see a new movie.

25. Bed Spread

Air Date: 2003-05-19

After Doug breaks their bed, Doug and Carrie find temporarily having separate beds is improving their marriage. Arthur discovers that their sweet neighbor, Lou Ferrigno, is actually quite a gossip.

1. Doug Less (1)

Air Date: 2003-10-01

The sixth season opens with a newly svelte Doug and a surprisingly jealous Carrie, who just can't hide her disdain when people constantly compliment her hubby on his weight loss. Doug decides to suprise her by taking her to an old holiday spot of theirs.

2. Doug Less (2)

Air Date: 2003-10-01

Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic weekend away at a resort. Doug and Carrie try to get over an argument they've been having, but only make things worse. Deacon finds Spence and Danny in bed together. Arthur decides he is in an emergency situation.

3. King Pong

Air Date: 2003-10-08

When Arthur handily beats Doug in several games of ping-pong, Doug decides to test his skills on Carrie, but is humiliated when he loses once again. In a desperate attempt to keep his ego intact, he asks Arthur to train him so that he can beat his wife.

4. Dreading Vows

Air Date: 2003-10-15

Endless complications make Doug and Carrie quickly regret their decision to renew their wedding vows. In the midst of the wedding planning Arthur is praying that his wedding present, aged Port wine, will go unused when he discovers the value of the fine wine on E-bay.

5. Nocturnal Omission

Air Date: 2003-10-22

Doug and Carrie don't agree on whether to tell Deacon, who's planning a night with a gorgeous stewardess he just met, that Kelly wants to reconcile.

6. Affidavit Justice

Air Date: 2003-10-29

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend that he's a lawyer in order to play on their company team. Carrie worries that Doug won't be able to pull off being a lawyer, but he is so convincing, an opposing firm offers him a job.

7. Secret Garden

Air Date: 2003-11-12

Carrie fears that her new gynecologist will drop her as a patient after she recommends Danny do some landscaping for him and Danny overcharges the doctor for the work.

8. Eggsit Strategy

Air Date: 2003-11-19

Carrie hears that her law firm is laying off people and worries about her job, though her resigning boss is only worried about getting an omelette bar goodbye party. Meanwhile, Doug is in hot water with Deacon when he loses the koosh ball Deacon received from his son as a gift.

9. Thanks Man

Air Date: 2003-11-26

It's Thanksgiving in the Heffernan household and while Carrie cooks dinner for ten people, Doug lets a stranger into the house to use the phone. He is convinced the stranger is a nice guy but Carrie is not so trusting.

10. American Idle

Air Date: 2003-12-03

With Doug on her back over her lack of motivation in finding a new job, Carrie enlists the help of Arthur and opens up her own company making decorative cell phone covers, then forces her friends to come to a showing.

11. Santa Claustrophobia

Air Date: 2003-12-17

Doug finds it unbearable working with Carrie when she takes a temporary job at his company during the holidays. Arthur tries to get various friends to pose for a Christmas card picture with him.

12. Dougie Houser

Air Date: 2004-01-07

In flashbacks, Doug and Carrie recall buying their house almost 10 years earlier and how it was mainly Carrie's decision because Doug preferred a different place.

13. Frigid Heirs

Air Date: 2004-01-14

Arthur wins $2,500 at a bingo game, and agrees to share some of his winnings with Doug and Carrie. Unfortunately, Arthur feels that he should decide how they will spend their portion.

14. Switch Sitters

Air Date: 2004-02-11

After countless times of babysitting Deacon and Kelly's children, Doug and Carrie feel that Deacon and Kelly should return the favor and babysit Arthur every once in a while.

15. Cheap Saks

Air Date: 2004-02-11

Though she quickly realizes why Doug dumped her so long ago, Carrie stays friends with his former girlfriend to take advantage of her employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

16. Damned Yanky

Air Date: 2004-02-18

Carrie's infuriated when Doug sleep-talks about women while anesthetized, so she comes up with a proscribed list of women for Doug's daydreams.

17. Multiple Plots

Air Date: 2004-02-25

When Arthur tries to sell Spence his adjoining burial plot, he winds up selling it to Spence's mother, Veronica. Doug is assigned a new delivery route and is freaked out by a man at one of his daily stops who always answers the door wearing nothing but a towel around his waist.

18. Trash Talker

Air Date: 2004-03-03

Doug and Deacon's relationship hits a speed bump when Deacon unknowingly befriends Doug's grade school archenemy.

19. Precedent Nixin'

Air Date: 2004-03-17

Carrie asks Deacon and Kelly to accompany her and Doug to Florida for their visit with the in-laws so that they'll be forced to stay at a hotel instead of with Doug's parents, prompting a guilt-trip from Janet.

20. Foe: Pa

Air Date: 2004-03-24

Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter when Arthur ruins Carrie's job interview at a prestigious real-estate development firm by making a nuisance of himself in the company's lobby.

21. Tank Heaven

Air Date: 2004-04-07

Doug sabotages Carrie's attempts to start hanging out with her co-workers by scaring them off with several crude techniques. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny realize that women like men who take care of the elderly and start using Arthur as bait.

22. Alter Ego

Air Date: 2004-05-05

What starts out as a valiant effort to win back the heart of Spence's ex-girlfriend, Denise, quickly goes south as Danny gets a sudden case of lockjaw and the group spends all the money they took out as cash advances from their credit cards.

23. Icky Shuffle

Air Date: 2004-05-12

A bedridden Carrie gets Doug to team with Arthur for a shuffleboard tournament, but his skills aren't to Arthur's liking. Meanwhile, Carrie pretends to continue being sick so that Holly will continue to cook for her.

24. Awful Bigamy

Air Date: 2004-05-19

After Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists that she stay with him in the basement until she finds a new place, making Doug realize the benefits of having two women in his life.

1. Lost Vegas

Air Date: 2004-10-27

In an attempt to go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys, Doug begins to build up credit by taking Carrie to a spa. Meanwhile, after hearing about Las Vegas, Arthur trains Spence on how to count cards, before visiting a small casino, being held for orphans.

2. Dugan Groupie

Air Date: 2004-11-03

Carrie and Doug have a conflict of interest when Carrie begins to stay late every night at work but it leaves Doug to feel neglected.

3. Furious Gorge

Air Date: 2004-11-10

On the way to a overeating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group, and decides to join them instead. Although, Carrie becomes suspicious when he not only gains weight, but begins to cower in her presence.

4. Entertainment Weakly

Air Date: 2004-11-24

Doug's position as the "Funny Guy" is threatened, when IPS' new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations. Meanwhile, an assistant is hired to work for Carrie, and ends up performing more work than expected.

5. Name Dropper

Air Date: 2004-12-01

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

6. Offtrack... Bedding

Air Date: 2004-12-08

Doug's parents pay a visit to the Heffernan household, where Doug surprises them with theater tickets. However, Joe Heffernan is distracted by his Train Fair, which causes Janet to develop a friendship with Arthur.

7. Silent Mite

Air Date: 2004-12-15

While Christmas shopping at the mall, Doug loses his wallet and begins a quest to find the wallet and the culprit who may have stolen it. But with no help from Carrie or the cops, he requests the help of Arthur.

8. Awed Couple

Air Date: 2004-12-15

While Doug and Carrie are at dinner with Neal and Marcy, they are introduced to Marc and Renne, with whom they have an instant connection.

9. Cologne Ranger

Air Date: 2005-01-12

After ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love – in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can't stand, but his scent-ual affair forces Carrie to demonstrate bad behaviors of her own. Meanwhile, Arthur attempts to show Spence and Holly the finer points of movie hopping.

10. Domestic Disturbance

Air Date: 2005-01-19

Carrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form of Spence's mom, Veronica. Soon, Veronica proves to make more messes than she cleans, especially when her newly subordinate position makes Arthur pine for her.

11. Pour Judgment

Air Date: 2005-01-26

Doug decides to pursue a long-abandoned dream to become a bartender, much to Carrie's angst. Although she starts to warm up the the idea, Doug soon realizes that dreams are not always what they are cracked up to be. Meanwhile Arthur enters the dangerous world of politics.

12. Gym Neighbors

Air Date: 2005-02-09

When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.

13. Gorilla Warfare

Air Date: 2005-02-16

Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying truth about that night; Danny falls for Holly after his girlfriend breaks up with him

14. Hi, School

Air Date: 2005-02-23

When delivering a package to his old high school, Doug meets his old football coach, and against Carrie's wishes, begins to return to the school on a regular basis as the football hero. Meanwhile, after losing his eye drops, Arthur manages to lose his sense of hearing, sight, and speech in one day and becomes completely reliant on Holly.

15. Deconstructing Carrie

Air Date: 2005-03-02

Carrie is discouraged about her looks as she faces her 35th birthday so Doug gets construction workers to hoot and holler at her as she passes by in hopes of cheering her up. Also, Arthur tries to come up with a perfect gift for his daughter.

16. Black List

Air Date: 2005-03-16

When Deacon snubs his usual boys for a new African-American friend, Doug desperately tries to find his own "roots" in an attempt to win him back. Meanwhile, Carrie runs her cuticles ragged to find out why her manicurist will no longer schedule her appointments.

17. Wish Boned

Air Date: 2005-03-30

What starts out as a great trip quickly turns into a nightmare as Doug and Arthur are forced to switch planes, which puts them in Pittsburgh instead of St. Louis.

18. Van, Go

Air Date: 2005-04-06

While eating at a new cafe with Deacon, Doug manages to agitate their waitress so much that she demands they fight once her shift ends. Meanwhile, Carrie asks Holly to go shopping with her, only so that she can use her van.

19. Ice Cubed

Air Date: 2005-04-13

When a checkout girl is distracted making personal calls and accidentally doesn't charge Carrie for her digital music player, Carrie walks out the store with free merchandise.

20. Catching Hell

Air Date: 2005-04-20

A work event in a ballpark skybox leads Carrie, Doug and his buddies out to the game - but when an important client finds fault with Doug, Spence has to step in as the devoted husband. At Arthur's dinner party, guest Bernard, turns the table against him.

21. Slippery Slope

Air Date: 2005-05-09

Doug lures Carrie to a timeshare sales ski weekend where the strength of their relationship is tested under the intense sales pressure. On the same excursion, Spence and Danny feel the sting of intolerance when they assume the role of a "couple" to enjoy the weekend.

22. Buy Curious

Air Date: 2005-05-18

Doug reluctantly agrees to Carrie's idea to "flip" their deceased neighbor's house but doesn't hesitate to blame her when the cost of the much-needed home improvements start to add up.

1. Pole Lox

Air Date: 2005-09-19

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time.

2. Vocal Discord

Air Date: 2005-09-26

When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And when Arthur gets hold of it, their argument becomes entertainment for a senior citizens' group.

3. Consummate Professional

Air Date: 2005-10-03

Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.

4. Like Hell

Air Date: 2005-10-10

Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation

5. Sandwiched Out

Air Date: 2005-10-17

A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.

6. Shear Torture

Air Date: 2005-10-24

Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.

7. Inn Escapable

Air Date: 2005-11-07

A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.

8. Move Doubt

Air Date: 2005-11-14

Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation.

9. G'Night, Stalker

Air Date: 2005-11-21

Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.

10. Raygin Bulls

Air Date: 2005-11-28

Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.

11. Baker's Doesn't

Air Date: 2005-12-19

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday.

12. Fresh Brood

Air Date: 2006-01-06

Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month."

13. Gambling N'Diction

Air Date: 2006-01-23

After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion.

14. Apartment Complex

Air Date: 2006-02-06

Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.

15. Buggie Nights

Air Date: 2006-02-27

Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation.

16. Knee Jerk

Air Date: 2006-03-06

After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his advantage.

17. Present Tense

Air Date: 2006-03-13

The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.

18. Sold-Y Locks

Air Date: 2006-03-20

In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.

19. Emotional Rollercoaster

Air Date: 2006-04-10

Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.

20. Four Play

Air Date: 2006-05-01

One night at the movie theatre, Doug and Carrie can't decide on which film they want to see. They run into Deacon and Kelly and it turns out Kelly wants to see what Doug wants to see and Deacon likes the movie that Carrie likes.

21. Hartford Wailer

Air Date: 2006-05-08

Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

22. Fight Schlub

Air Date: 2006-05-08

Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences.

23. Acting Out

Air Date: 2006-05-22

After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms.

1. Mama Cast

Air Date: 2006-12-06

Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.

2. Affair Trade

Air Date: 2006-12-06

Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.

3. Moxie Moron

Air Date: 2006-12-13

Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.

4. Major Disturbance

Air Date: 2006-12-13

The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

5. Ruff Goin'

Air Date: 2006-12-20

Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy-a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

6. Brace Yourself

Air Date: 2007-01-03

An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.

7. Home Cheapo

Air Date: 2007-04-09

Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.

8. Offensive Fowl

Air Date: 2007-04-16

Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.

9. Mild Bunch

Air Date: 2007-04-23

Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for a past grievance with their old principal.

10. Manhattan Project

Air Date: 2007-04-30

Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.

11. Single Spaced

Air Date: 2007-05-07

Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.

12. China Syndrome (1)

Air Date: 2007-05-14

Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.

13. China Syndrome (2)