Going Dutch

1. Pilot

Air Date: 2025-01-02

The colonel is reassigned to take emergency command of USAG Stroopsdorf in the Netherlands; Sgt. Conway provides the colonel and Shah with a tour of the things Stroopsdorf is known for... cheese, laundry, and bowling.

2. Tanks for Nothing

Air Date: 2025-01-09

General Davidson makes a visit to USAG Stroopsdorf and insults The Colonel by tasking him with commanding the unit of traffic during a Tank Maneuver. The Colonel devises a plan to steal a tank to prove he is still in his prime. Captain Quinn wants to earn her father's respect and organizes her own secret tank heist mission.

3. CIA

Air Date: 2025-01-16

The Colonel transforms into the over-protective father Captain Maggie never asked for (but might reluctantly admit she needs), when her on-off boyfriend, CIA Agent Rick, drops by the base for a weekend visit.

4. Korfball

Air Date: 2025-01-23

Everyone in town is talking about the upcoming Korfball match between the Americans and the Dutch. The Colonel refuses to lose to the Dutch and Captain Quinn brings out her high school alter ego "The Rocket" to make her dad proud.

5. Nazi Hunters

Air Date: 2025-01-30

The troops of Stroopsdorf participate in their quarterly war games; when an unidentified drone hovers over the base, The Colonel recruits Captain Maggie, Major Shah and Sergeant Dana to take a trip to the owner's house to confirm he is not a spy.

6. When You Wish Upon a Star

Air Date: 2025-02-13

Gen. Davidson arrives at Stroopsdorf to receive his second star; the colonel eagerly desires a promotion and needs Capt. Quinn's help to charm Gen. King; Maj. Shah dips his toes back into the dating pool.

7. Once Upon a Twice Christmas

Air Date: 2025-02-20

It's the middle of spring and the Dutch are celebrating Christmas -- again; the colonel and Katja are looking forward to celebrating their first Christmas dinner together as girlfriend and boyfriend.

8. The Trial of Jan

Air Date: 2025-02-27

The colonel wants to fire Jan, but must abide by Dutch labor laws.

9. The Exes of Evil

Air Date: 2025-03-06

When the Colonel's three ex-wives show up on base, he's surprised and furious to learn they're all good friends; Major Shah and Captain Maggie work together to fix the base's electrical wiring.

10. Born on the Third of July

Air Date: 2025-03-13

After forgetting Capt. Maggie's birthday yet again, the colonel sets out to express his apology with a grand gesture, only to find that it may cost him the other person he loves.

1. Laser's Edge

Air Date: 2026-01-15

At Stroopsdorf’s new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against The Colonel and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.

2. Farmer's Mark-Tet Offensive

Air Date: 2026-01-22

After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the town and the base. Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between the two ex-lovers and negotiate a truce. Meanwhile, Major Shah needs extra cash and finds himself roped into a lobster smuggling scheme with Papadakis.

3. There's No PX Like Home

Air Date: 2026-01-29

With the celebration of the US's 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on the line when their supplies are held up by a petty and vengeful Davidson. Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission to take back the captive turkeys, as well as other assorted artificially flavored trappings.

4. None of the Good Guys

Air Date: 2026-02-05

Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a single's mixer. Meanwhile, The Colonel is dealing with an anonymous protestor that has infiltrated the base and is threatening to sabotage Stroopsdorf.

5. The Canuck Stops Here

Air Date: 2026-02-12

6. Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy

Air Date: 2026-02-19

7. Apache Helicopter Parent

Air Date: 2026-03-12

8. Swapadakis

Air Date: 2026-03-19

9. Twenty-Year Sitch

Air Date: 2026-03-26

10. General Dearest

Air Date: 2026-04-16

11. The Heart Locker

Air Date: 2026-04-23

12. Natocean's Eleven

Air Date: 2026-04-30